I Have a Problem

Is anyone else out there as painfully addicted to these: 

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As I am? It's dangerous. Dangerous for my health, my teeth, my wallet, ALL of the above.  So, yesterday I had the smart idea to substitute those dreadful trigger drinks, for one of these:

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Yes I know that this is equally as terrible.  BUT, yes there is a but, in the amount of time it takes me to drink one Coke Zero, I can easily bottoms up 6 Diet Cokes. Easily. Therefore this is my math:

if 

Is the same as: 

Then I should definitely drink One Coke Zero, because I will be drinking significantly less soda throughout the day.  That is significantly less Aspartame, fake processed sugar and empty bubbles that convince me I really need to eat all those cookies! Terrible sweet tooth trigger- Adios! 

But honestly, who are we kidding, I will probably still drink Diet Coke often, at this point, however, any reduction is a good step.

Speaking of Diet Coke.  Does anyone else find this Pepsi Max advertising campaign a clever jab at their key competitor?

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